Came across this post of almost three years ago today, and the next to last line made me laugh out loud:
Me: Is Mrs. X (childhood teacher) dead? I can’t remember.
Brian: Yes. Car wreck, I think.
Me: That’s right. Now I remember. So shoplifting earrings at Wal-Mart isn’t what did her in after all?
Brian: Nope. She didn’t get the chair.
Me: Ok. Thanks.